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Nadia takes the witness stand.... -- Parody

(PR)osecutor: You are Nadia Comaneci?

NC: I am.

PR: You are an Olympic champion?

NC: I am.

PR: Does that include 7 perfect marks of "10" in the '76 Olympics alone?

NC: I wouldn't call them "perfect"...

PR: Just answer the question Miss C.

NC: Well, yes, I guess.

PR: Aha!

(crowd murmurs)

PR: You are therefore an expert on the Montreal games, as it relates to women's gymnastics then?

PERRY MASON: I object!

JUDGE WAPNER: Overruled.

PR: Shall I repeat the question?

NC: I imagine some people would call me an expert.

PR: (Hands photo to NC) Can you identify the gymnast in this photo? (left)

NC: Yes, that's me.

PR: Are you sure?

NC: Yes.

PR: (Gives NC photo #2) Now, will you take a look at photo #2. (left)

PR: And who is that a photo of?

NC: That's also me.

PR: Quite sure?

NC: Oh yes, quite.

PR: It has been suggested by multiple witnesses, that the gymnast is Photo 1 is actually Teodora Ungureanu.

Crowd murmurs.

NC: Oh, no, that wouldn't be.

PR: How can you be so sure?

NC: Teodora is right legged.  I am left.

PR: Left legged?

NC: Yes, I'm sure of that.

PR: Please look carefully at the two pics again. Notice anything strange?

Crowd murmurs. Bart, in the front row, bites his nails.

NC: No.

PR: These are both pictures of you?

NC: Yes.

PR: Then tell me, Miss Comaneci, expert on the '76 Olympics and gymnastics, how is it, that  in photo one, you are not wearing an ankle bandage, but in photo 2, you are?

NC: Well...

PR: Did your injure yourself during the games?